Little Johnny was at school one day

Little Johnny was at school one day when the teacher asked the kids if they could use

the word definitely in a sentence.

Well the first little girl raised her hand and said, “Well the trees are definitely green.”

The teacher said “No not really because the trees turn yellow red and brown in the fall.”

The next little boy raised his hand and said, “The sky is definitely blue.”

The teacher said, “No not really because the sky can be all different colors.”

From the back of the room little Johnny raised his hand and asked, “Do farts have lumps?”

The teacher said, “No Johnny of course not, that’s silly.”

Then Johnny said, “Well then I definitely shit my pants!”