Married couple have this parrot. Whenever the wife goes out, the parrot would say, “Where are you going, bitch.” When she returns home, it would say, “Where did you
come from, bitch.”
The parrot would never miss a time calling her a bitch. The wife, agitated by the parrot’s behaviour, went to her husband demanding a solution for this dirty mouth
parrot.
The husband took the parrot to the parrot fixer and told him what it does; “It keeps calling my wife a bitch whenever it sees her.”
The parrot fixer told him to come a week later and everything will be fixed.
The husband went to him a week later and asked him how is the parrot now. The parrot fixer said, “It’s perfect now and well mannered. Actually, if you lift its right leg it
will speak french and if you lift its left leg it will speak german.”
The husband was very thrilled and happy with the result and rushed back home to his wife to give her the good news.
When he arrived, he said, “Honey, honey, the parrot is fixed and a bonus over that is if you lift its right leg it will speak french and if you lift its left leg it will speak german!”
The wife said, “What if I lift both legs?”
The parrot said, “I’ll fall, BITCH!”