Meat hanging from the ceiling

A man walks into a bar. As he sits down, he looks up and notices

three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling.

He asks the bartender, “What’s with the meat?” The

bartender says, “If you can jump up and slap all three

pieces at once, you get free drinks for an hour. If you

miss even one, you pay for everyone else’s drinks for the

rest of the night. Wanna give it a go?” The man takes

another look at the meat and says, “I think

I’ll pass. The steaks are too high.”