A man walks into a bar. As he sits down, he looks up and notices
three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling.
He asks the bartender, “What’s with the meat?” The
bartender says, “If you can jump up and slap all three
pieces at once, you get free drinks for an hour. If you
miss even one, you pay for everyone else’s drinks for the
rest of the night. Wanna give it a go?” The man takes
another look at the meat and says, “I think
I’ll pass. The steaks are too high.”