One night a man walks into a bar

One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he

wants.


The man says “Oh just a beer”.


The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”.


The man said “My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would’nt talk to me for a

month”.


The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”?


The man siad “Well the month is up tonight”.