The wife of a tribal chief gave birth to a child, but it has very fair skin, unlike the chief who has dark skin. In a rage, the chief went to the only white guy in the village,
grabbed him by his collar, and shouted, “Hey white-y! Why you sleeping my woman! I make you die!”
After hearing about what happened, the white guy explained, “With all due respect chief, this is just a coincidence.”
“Coincidence? What that mean?”
“Umm… How should I explain this… Okay, look outside, do you see the field of sheep? All of them are white, but there is a black one in the middle. You see that? That is a coincidence.”
The chief thought for a moment and replied, “Okay boss, you no tell my coincidence, and I no tell your coincidence.”