There once was a man who killed five people with a train. He was caught and sentenced to death by the electric chair.
When asked what his last meal was, he asked for a banana.
When they flicked the switch, nothing happened.
They believed that the man survived by god and then let him go.
The man then went on to kill six more people with a train.
Once caught and sentenced to death again, they asked him what his last meal would be.
He once again asked for a banana.
When they flicked the switch, nothing happened.
The man was let go again due to people thinking it was gods intervention.
Then, the man killed another 4 people with a train.
Instead of giving him a last meal, they gave him a standard pizza.
When strapped in again and the switch pulled, nothing happened.
Confused, the guards asked the man what he did he said
“I guess I’m just a bad conductor”