There were three guys in a bar boasting about the amount of control they have over
their wives after getting drunk.
One said my wife never says no to me, the second one says my wife always says yes to me.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,
“Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?” The third
fellow says “I’ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”
The first two guys were amazed.
“What happened then?”
“Get out from under the bed and fight like a man”.