An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman ordered pints
of ale at the local pub. As fate would have it, each
of their drinks had a fly
swimming in it.
The Englishman called the tavernkeeper over and said, “There’s a
fly in my ale! Throw this out and
me another.”
The Irishman simply flicked the fly out of his own drink and
continued drinking.
The Scotsman pulled the fly out of his drink, started squeezing it
between his thumb and forefinger, and said
to the fly, “Alright, spit it out! Spit it out!”