Three men stranded on an island.
They were walking across the sand when they came across a magic lamp; they rubbed
the lamp and out came a genie.
The genie said “you have three wishes but make it quick.”
So they thought about what they were going to wish for.
The one man said, “I wish I was at home with my family.”
So the genie said your wish is my command, and he was gone, then the second man
“I wish I was in the pub with my mates.”
So he was gone.
The last man said, “I am lonely and I want my friends back.”