Two guys narrowly escaped from a sinking ship on a life raft and discovered a magic
lamp tucked away in a dark cranny.
Figuring what the hell, one of the men gave the lamp a rub and “poof,” a cloud of
A second later, a genie appeared and said, “I will grant each of you one wish.”
After thinking a while, the first man turned to the genie and said, “I wish I were
floating on an ocean of beer.”
The genie granted the man’s wish and disappeared.
The man’s companion turned to him and said, “Way to go idiot. Now we have to pee
in the boat.”