Two Women After A Night Out (Dirty Jokes)

Two women were walking home home after a girls’ night out and they feel the need to pee, so passing some bushes, they decide to go answer the call of nature.
Of course they have no paper, so the first one uses her underwear and then throws it away, while the other woman luckily spots a gift-wrapping ribbon in a bush, pulls it out and uses that.The next day, their husbands are talking and one says to the other, “You know, we ought to watch our wives when they go on their nights out. My wife came home last night without her knickers.””You think that’s bad,” said the other husband, “mine had a card stuck to her bum that said ‘from all the guys at the fire station – we’ll miss you.'”