In A Tiny Village Lived An Old Maid. In Spite Of Her Old Age, She Was Still A Virgin. She Was Very Proud Of It. She Knew Her Last Days Were Getting Closer, So She Told The Local Undertaker That She Wanted The Following Inscription On Her Tombstone: “Born As […]
A Wife And Husband Are Having Money Issues. One Day They Decide To Have The Wife Work The Corner. Later That Night The Husband Goes To Pick The Wife Up. He Asks, “How Much Did You Make, Sweetie?” She Answers, “I Made $200.50.” The Husband Says, “What Asshole Gave You […]
A Lady Goes To The Doctor And Complains That Her Husband Is Losing Interest In S***. The Doctor Gives Her A Pill, But Warns Her That It’s Still Experimental. He Tells Her To Slip It Into His Mashed Potatoes At Dinner, So That Night, She Does Just That. About A […]
Three People Get Arrested And Are Taken Into Holding For Questioning. The Officer Talks To The First Girl, Asking, “What’s Your Name?” She Says, “Yo.” The Officer Asks, “What Are You In For?” She Responds With, “Blowing Bubbles.” The Officer Takes Her Picture And Lets Her Go. He Asks The […]
