Three couples want to join a church, so they each walk in and talk to the pastor. The pastor replies to their inquiry, “To prove you are a valuable member of the clergy I want you to commit to three months of abstinence to show your commitment to the church.” […]
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”The teacher paused and said, “But […]
Heart attack while we were making love
On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away, Katie goes straight to her grandparents’ house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asks how her grandfather has died, her grandmother replies, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, […]