A distressed women calls her boyfriend asking him to come over urgently as she had a dillema. He went over as fast as he could and found her holding her head down and upset. He asked her what was wrong and she said that she was having trouble putting together […]
The farmers son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighbourhood scooping up the wayward birds […]
A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner: The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked “If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead […]
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A pastor hears this and asks, “Why are you calling them ‘dam fish.’” The boy responds, “Because I caught these fish at the local dam.” […]
A girl walks into the kitchen first thing in the morning to find her mother holding a cookie jar and tapping her foot angrily. “Young lady,” says her mom, “last night I left 2 cookies in the jar, and now there’s only one. How do you explain that?” “I guess […]
A distressed women calls her boyfriend asking him to come over urgently as she had a dillema. He went over as fast as he could and found her holding her head down and upset. He asked her what was wrong and she said that she was having trouble putting together […]
A man woke up early and kissed his wife good morning and goodbye. He made a thermos of coffee and a thermos of hot soup as his car warmed up in the driveway. He packed his fishing gear and proceeded to drive out to the lake for some ice fishing. […]
A man calls the police and reports that his girlfriend has gone missing A male and a female police officer turn up at his house and begin to interview him. The female officer asks the man if he has any theories on where she might be. The man responds with […]
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 10 months The woman asked the doctor about her baby. Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They’re both fine. And, your brother named them for you. Woman: No No […]
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus she noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man […]
