My daughter is officially getting into jokes and understanding them and we are working on what punchlines are… well, things are taking a dark turn…(My 6yo) Dad, what kind of person is scary in the dark? What? Dark people! Cause you can’t see them! (She is innocent but I told […]
A mobster hires a deaf hitmanThe mobster thinks he won’t reveal much to the police due to his disability. So during collection day the deaf hitman comes up empty handed. The mobster is furious. He brings a sign language translator and asks him where the money is. The deaf hitman […]
A family doctor is seeing an 80 year old patient for the first time. She tells him, “Since this is your first time here, I’d like to get a little history on you. Who’s been your regular doctor up till now?” The man says, “I don’t remember saying I’ve ever […]
