A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he […]
A guy (Guy 1) walks into a bar and sees another guy (Guy 2) sitting at a bar with a dog next to him. He wants to pet the dog so he approaches Guy 2. Guy 1: “Does your dog bite?” Guy 2: “Nope” Guy 1 then starts petting the […]
Two hillbillies walked into a local restaurant as they had decided to stop by for a bite to eat. While they dined, they talked about their moonshine operation. All of a sudden, one woman sitting next to them (she had been eating a sandwich just right across their table) begun […]