Theres a Nun taking a BathAnd she hears a knock at the door. She gets worried so she yells “who is it?” Guy replies “it’s the blind man” Nun says “oh okay, come in” Blind guy says “Nice tits, now where do you want the blinds?” *Heard this today, did […]
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wife loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old brass oil lamp for her. When she unwrapped it, a genie appeared. He thanked them and gave each of them one wish. The wife wished […]
A man goes to see the doctor about a serious cough…The doctor examines him, runs some tests, and leaves the room. A few minutes later, the doctor returns. “I’ve got some bad news for you,” the doctor says. “You don’t have much longer to live.” “Oh my god,” the man […]
A man comes home after a hard day’s work and opens the refrigerator to get a soda. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap. “What are you doing in my fridge?” the man asks. The squirrel opens one sleepy eye and says, “Isn’t this a Westinghouse?” “Um, yes,” the […]
