A prisoner has been sentenced to death by the court, and the day of execution has arrived. He looks out of the bars in his cell window and sees that the weather outside is horrendous. I prison guard opens the door to lead the condemned man to the gallows in […]
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro roll up to an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy, the officer, halts them and sternly declares, “It’s illegal to cram five people into a Quattro. ‘Quattro’ means four.” The Englishman, incredulous, retorts, “Quattro is just the name of the car! Check the papers: it’s designed […]