Four women talk about their sons in a café.
One of them goes to the bathroom, and while she’s absent, the first woman says:
My son is very successful. He’s the best lawyer in the country and he had just bought his friend a villa for his birthday.
The second woman follows up:
Well, my son is doing great as well. He’s a famous actor and had just bought his best friend a private jet.
The third woman says:
Nice to hear that, my son is a world-renowned scientist and he bought his mate a brand-new Rolls Royce!
Just about then, the fourth woman returns from the bathroom and gets asked:
How is your son doing? What is his job?
Oh yeah, he works as a gay escort. He’s well known around his city.
Her friends laugh and reply:
Wow, aren’t you ashamed of that?!? It must be embarassing to have a son who hooks up with other men for a living!
She replies calmly:
No, why would I? He’s happy with his job and I’m not going to deter him from that path.
Besides, he is in a happy relationship with his three boyfriends.
For his birthday, he got a huge villa in Beverly Hills, his own private
jet and a new, custom-made Rolls Royce!