A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married, found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping cabin on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a cabin,
they went to bed, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, they were both still wide awake and they both knew it.
He said, “I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be
willing to reach into the closet under your bed to
get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” she replied. She added,
“Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.”
“That’s a great idea!”, he said, now totally aroused.
“Good,” she replied. “Get your own fucking blanket.”
After a moment of silence, he farted and didn’t care.