A businessman was about to go on a long business trip,
and was worried that his wife would cheat on him while he was gone.
So to prevent this, he visited the local s** shop in
order to buy his wife a vibrator to keep her occupied in his absence.
After examining the products, he hadn’t found an
appropriately amazing vibrator and asked the store clerk for help.
The store clerk recommended the “Voodoo Dk.”
“How does it work?” asked the businessman. The clerk
unwrapped the Voodoo Dk from its ceremonial tiki box
and said to it, “Voodoo Dk that door.” The vibrator flew out
of the box and attacked the door with such vigor that the
door split in half. “Fantastic,” said the man. “I’ll take it!”
He instructed his wife on how to use the Voodoo Dk
and left on his business trip.
Soon, his wife decided to try it out and said the magic
words: “Voodoo Dk my py.” The Voodoo Dk flew out of the
box and gave her orgasm after orgasm. But soon
it became too much, and she couldn’t figure out how
to make it stop. So she got into her car and began driving to
the hospital, swerving so much that she got pulled over by
the police. The policeman asked her why she was driving
so recklessly and she explained to him that she had a
Voodoo Dk inside her that wouldn’t leave her alone.
The policeman looked at her skeptically and said, “Voodoo D*k, my ass.”