A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns,
and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy
out of bed and ties him to a chair. He ties the girl to
the bed and he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, and
then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there,
the husband tells his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped
convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time
in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he
kissed your neck. If he wants s**, don’t resist, don’t complain,
do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much
he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
His wife responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay,
thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any
Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you, too!”