A young , attractive woman thought she might have
some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a
cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him,
“Major, when was the last time you had s**?”
“1956,” was his reply.
“No wonder you look so uptight!” she exclaimed.
“Major, you need to get out more!”
“I’m not sure I understand you,” he answered,
glancing at his watch, ”It’s only 2014 now.”