A guy and a girl are lying in a room after just having s**.
The girl lays on her side of the bed and rests.
The guy goes to his side of the bed and says to himself,
“Man, oh Man I finally did it! I’m no longer a virgin.”
The girl overhears him talking to himself and asks,
“Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?”
“Well,” the guy explains, “I always wanted to
wait until I was with the woman I love to lose my virginity.”
Astounded, the girl replies,”So you really love me?”
“Oh God no!”, the guy says.”I just got sick of waiting.”