A man goes to a psychologist and says, “Doc I got a real
problem, I can’t stop thinking about relations.”
The psychologist says, “Well let’s see what we can find
out”, and pulls out his ink blots.
“What is this a picture of?” he asks.
The man turns the picture upside down then turns
it around and states, “That’s a man and a woman having relations.”
The psychologist says, “Very interesting,”
and shows the next picture.
“And what is this a picture of?”
The man looks and turns it in different directions and says,
“That’s a man and a woman having relations.”
The psychologists tries again with the third ink blot,
and asks the same question, “What is this a picture of?”
The patient again turns it in all directions and replies,
“That’s a man and a woman having relations.”
The psychologist states, “Well, yes, you do
seem to be obsessed with relations.”
“Me!?” demands the patient.
“You’re the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!”