A woman walks into her accountant’s office
and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, “Before we begin,
I’ll need to ask a few questions.”
He gets her name, address, social security number,
etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?”
The woman replies, “I’m a whore.”
The accountant balks and says, “No, no, no.
That will never work. That is much too crass.
Let’s try to rephrase that.”
The woman, “Ok, I’m a prostitute.”
“No, that is still too crude. Try again.”
They both think for a minute, then the woman states,
“I’m a chicken farmer.”
The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming
have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?”
“Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.”