Two married buddies are out drinking one night
when one turns to the other and says, “You know,
I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home
after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights
off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and
coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into
the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom.
I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells
at me for staying out so late!” His buddy looks at him
and says, “Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach.
I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps,
throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands
on my wife’s ass and say, ‘How about a blowjob?’ ….
and she’s always sound asleep.”