A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room
giving her a sponge bath.
One of them is washing her “private area” and notices
that there is a response on the monitor when he touches her.
They go to her husband and explain what happened,
telling him, “Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral
s** will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.”
The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they’ll
close the curtains for privacy.
Besides it’s worth a try.
The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife’s
room. After a few minutes the woman’s monitor flat-lines…
no pulse… no heart rate.
The nurses run into the room.
The husband is standing there, pulling up
his pants and says, “I think she choked.”