A homeless man tries to sleep with a nun
A homeless man is sitting outside of a bus
station begging for change when a nun walks by.
“Hey there sexy lady! How about some love for an
old homeless man?,” he says. The nun says nothing
but gives him a nasty look and walks away. “Hey,
buddy” says a voice behind him. The homeless man
turns around to see a bus driver leaning out of his
bus. “What do you want?” the homeless man asks.
“You really wanna sleep with that nun?” the bus
driver asks, “What you need to do is go down to
the Jesus statue in the park. She goes down there
to pray at midnight every night.” And he throws the
homeless man $20. “Go down to the costume shop
and pick up an angel costume and pretend you’re
God.” The homeless man nods and thanks the bus driver.
As it gets closer to midnight, the homeless
man goes down to the Jesus statue dressed as
God and hides behind it. Exactly at midnight the
nun comes down to the statue and kneels in prayer.
Right as she finished the homeless man walks around
the statue and says, “Young woman, I am God and I
have listened to your prayers. I only have one request
and that is that I wish to sleep with you.” The nun is
hesitant at first but then agrees but only if it can be anal,
as she wants to keep her virginity. The homeless man
agrees and they start to fuck. Right after they finish
the homeless man rips off his mask and says,
“HAHA, I am not God! I am the homeless man from
the bus stop!” To which the nun rips off a mask and
shouts, “HAHA, I am not the nun, I am the bus driver!”