Three women talk about their husband’s
performance as lovers. The first woman says,
“My husband is a marriage counselor, so he always
buys me flowers and candy before we make love.
” The second woman says, “My husband is
a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and
use leather sometimes.” The third woman shakes
her head and says, “My husband works for an
Internet company. He just sits on the edge of
the bed and tells me how great it’s going to be when I get it.”