A woman runs into the shop and shouts
from the doorway:
I would like a mouse trap, but quickly,
because I have to catch the bus!
I’m sorry, but we don’t have traps that big…
Hey, man, what’s new with you?
Come on, my wife’s cheating on me…
I think you misunderstood me…
I’m asking what’s new?
I would like to ask for your daughter’s hand.
Have you talked to my wife?
Yes, but I still prefer my daughter…