A man goes to a Psychologist and says, “Doc I got
a real problem, I can’t stop thinking about s**.”
The Psychologist says, “Well let’s see what we
can find out”, and pulls out his ink blots.
“What is this a picture of?” he asks.
The man turns the picture upside down then turns
it around and states, “That’s a man and a woman
on a bed making love.”
The Psychologist says, “very interesting,” and
shows the next picture. “And what is this a picture of?”
The man looks and turns it in different directions
and says, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”
The Psychologists tries again with the third
ink blot, and asks the same question, “What is this a picture of?”
The patient again turns it in all directions and
replies, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”
The Psychologist states, “Well, yes, you
do seem to be obsessed with s**.”
“Me!?” demands the patient. “You’re the one
who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!”