A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were
away at work a strange lady came around”…
“Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets home.”
So they wait until Daddy gets home, and then Mummy
says “Now dear, what were you saying about
Daddy and the strange lady?”
And Daddy starts to say something but Mummy says,
“You keep quiet – I’ll be talking to my attorney in
the morning. Carry on, dear.”
“Well,” says the little girl, “Daddy told me to stay
downstairs while they went upstairs, but I followed
them without Daddy seeing me, and I saw them
hugging and kissing at the top of the stairs. Then they
went into your bedroom and shut the door,
but I went up and looked through the keyhole.”
“Clever girl,” purrs Mummy. “What could you see
through the keyhole?”
“I saw them hugging and kissing some more,
and then they started to take each other’s clothes
off, and they carried on until they had nothing on,
and then the lady got on the bed and
Daddy got on top of her.”
“Yes?” says Mummy. “And then what happened?”
“Then they did what you and Uncle Jack did
when Daddy was in Vancouver last year,”
says the little girl confidently.