A kiss for $100 dollars
A husband decides to make a quick run to
the store, while his wife waits at home. A few
minutes after he leaves the house, his guy friend
shows up, hoping to speak with him.
Seeing that the husband is not home, the
friend says he’ll come back later but is invited
in by the wife. As the two of them make small
talk in the living room, there’s a moment of awkward silence.
Looking at the wife’s face, the friend brazenly
offers to give her $100 if he can kiss her on her
right cheek. Blushful but tempted by the money,
the wife accepts the deal. After one kiss, he offers
another $100. Once again, the wife accepts
a kiss, this time on her left cheek.
The friend then bids her goodbye and leaves.
Finally, the husband returns home, and the wife
quickly stuffs the money in her pocket.
She tells him his friend had just visited.
Of course, she leaves out the kissing part. Her
husband looks at her and asks, “Did he pay
back the $200 he owed me?”