A man and a woman meet in heaven and fall in love.
They walk up to God and ask to be married.
God says give me some time
and I’ll get back to you.
Three or four years pass and God finally
tells the man and woman that he
can have them married.
A few more years pass and the man and
woman fall out of love. They approach God
once more and this time they ask for a divorce.
God responds, “It took me four years to
find a priest in this place. How long do you
think it’ll take me to find a lawyer?!”