Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time
girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon,
he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife
was standing nearby watching him. After a long
period of silence she finally speaks: “Tim, I’ve been
thinking, now that we’re married maybe it’s time
you quit golfing. You spend so much time on the
course. You could probably get a good price for your clubs.”
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
“For a minute there you were beginning to
sound like my ex-wife.”
“Ex-wife!” she screams, “I didn’t know you
were married before!”
“I wasn’t,” he replied.