“A little boy caught his mom and dad having s**.
After, he asked, “What were you and daddy doing?”
The mom said, “We were baking a cake.” A few days
later, the little boy asked his mom, “Were you and
daddy baking a cake in the living room?” She said yes,
and asked him how he knew. He answered, “Because
I licked the frosting off the couch! It was sweet!”