A lawyer, a medical doctor and a mechanic are
having a drink in a bar:
Lawyer: Last year I took my wife to the Bahamas on
vacation. Boy we had fun. I’m thinking this year we
try Hawaii or perhaps Australia for her birthday celebration.
Doctor: I bought my wife the BMW X5 on her birthday
last year. This year we are going to see the great wall
of china on our anniversary. Man I can’t wait
to get there.
Mechanic: Well I got ma baby mama two presents
for Christmas last year. A t-shirt and a dildo.
I figured if she didn’t like the tee shirt at least she can go and f*ck herself.