Paddy was planning to get married and asked his
doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.
The doctor said, “Well, you need three things
from a do it yourself shop. A can of red paint,
a can of blue paint… and a shovel.”
Paddy asked, “And what do I do with these, doc?”
The doctor replied, “Before the wedding night,
you paint one of your testicles red and the other
one blue. If she says, ‘That’s the strangest pair of
balls I ever saw.’, you hit her with the shovel.”