A man and his wife were playing golf.
The man tees off and his
ball veers way off to the right, breaking
the window of a house.
The wife says you must go and apologize
and pay for the window.
Both the man and his wife walk up to the house,
ring the door but
no one answers. He opens the door and inside,
next to the window
he sees a broken vase with his golf
ball laying on the floor.
Suddenly a man comes out of a nearby room,
the golfer starts to
apologize for breaking his window and the vase.
The man inside the house says, “No, don’t apologize,
I am a genie
and have been stuck in that vase for 10,000 years, you have
rescued me and I owe you deeply. For
helping me I will grant three
wishes. I will give you one,
your lovely wife one and I would
like to keep one for myself.”
He asks the man what he wishes for. The man thought awhile and
said, “I wish for a million dollars.”
The genie waves his hand and said, “A million dollars, it’s yours,
it has been deposited into your bank account.”
He asks the wife what is her wish. She says, “I wish for a
condominium in Hawaii.”
The genie waves his hand and says, “A condominium in Hawaii, it’s
yours.” The genie continues, “Now it is my turn.” He thinks for
awhile and says, “You know its been 10,000 years since I have had
a woman, could I make love to your wife?”
The man thinks for a while and says, “Honey, he gave us a million
dollars and a condominium in Hawaii, the least you could do is
make love to him.”
She agrees and they both go to the back bedroom.
After making passionate love, the woman says, “I can’t believe
that my husband let you do this to me.”
The genie says, “And I can’t believe that your husband still
believes in genies.”