A burglar breaks into a house. He uses his flashlight to guide himself when he hears a
voice:”Jesus is watching!”.
The thief continues, shrugging it off. “Jesus is watching” says the voice again.
The thief notices the parrot. “Are you Jesus?” asks the robber.
“No, I’m Moses”, “What kind of man
calls his parrot Moses?”
“The same guy who calls his Rottweiler Jesus”.