A caged monkey

The man asks the bartender why is there a caged monkey.

The bartender says ” instead of telling you, I’ll show you.”

He lets the monkey out of its cage and clubs the monkey on the head with a baseball bat.

The monkey proceeds to pull down the bartender’s pants and gives him a bl job.

The man says to the bartender, “Wow that is incredible!”

The bartender replies “Would you like a go at it?”

The man says “Sure but don’t hit me as hard”.