The man asks the bartender why is there a caged monkey.
The bartender says ” instead of telling you, I’ll show you.”
He lets the monkey out of its cage and clubs the monkey on the head with a baseball bat.
The monkey proceeds to pull down the bartender’s pants and gives him a bl job.
The man says to the bartender, “Wow that is incredible!”
The bartender replies “Would you like a go at it?”
The man says “Sure but don’t hit me as hard”.