A recently divorced man sits down at a bar

A recently divorced man sits down at a bar. He glumly orders a drink, and notices a woman sitting at the end of the bar. The man figures he’s divorced now, might as well get back into the game, so he walks over and starts chatting.

“What’s a beautiful woman like you doing sitting in a bar drinking by themselves?”

“Oh, I don’t want to talk about it, I just got divorced and it’s been hard. I really loved him, we’re just too different for it to work.”

“What a coincidence,” the man replies, “I’m also recently divorced, and I loved her as well. We were just too different for it to work. Why didn’t it work out with your husband?”

“Well, it’s a little embarrassing, but I’ve had a couple drinks, so why not. I was too kinky in bed, and it just freaked him out. Even though I loved him dearly, we just didn’t click sexually, so we had to let each other go.”

The man is astonished. “You’ll never believe this, but my wife and I divorced for the same reason! I was just too freaky for her taste, and we couldn’t make it work.”

The two continue to chat, and it’s obvious that there is a lot of chemistry. They finish their drinks, and the woman invites the man back to her apartment.

“Make yourself at home, while I slip into something a little more….uncomfortable.”

The man hangs up his hat and coat and sits down on her couch while the woman goes to the bedroom. She puts on her tightest leather teddy, opens her bag of toys and selects a particularly domineering 11″ dildo, a long feather, a pair of handcuffs, a riding crop, a pair of nipple clamps, and a latex balaclava.

Excitedly, she walks back to the living room, only to see the man putting on his hat and coat, making ready to leave.

“Wait a minute!”, she exclaims. “Where are you going? I thought we were about to have some amazingly kinky se?”

The man replies, “Well, I already fucked your cat and took a shit in your purse….I think I’m good here.”