A cop sees a kid on the playground playing with poop and sand
He goes up to him and asks, “What are you doing, kid?”. The kid says, “Making a policeman”.
The cop loses his mind, gives the kid a beating and sends him home.
The next day the cop sees the same kid in the same spot, playing with poop and sand.
He asks, “What are you doing?”. The kid says, “Making a priest”.
With a grin on his face, the cop asks, “Why aren’t you making a policeman?”
The kid says, “I tried, but there wasn’t enough poop”