A drug addict stumbles upon a shiny lamp

A drug addict stumbles upon a shiny lamp. As soon as he picked it up, … pufff… a Genie appeared from the smokes.

“I shall grant you three wishes!”, the genie said.

The drug addict, without hesitation: “Let’s do a line of cocaine for both of us”

Poof… A line of cocaine appeared on a golden plate, they snort, and trip for the next 2 hours.

“So, what shall your second wish be?”, the genie asks.

“Let’s do another line!”, the addict replies.

Pooof… golden plate, two lines. They snort again, and trip again for the next 2 hours.

“What would be your third wish, Master?”, the genie asks.

The addict, again without hesitation: “Let’s do it again”

Poof… golden plate, two lines of cocaine, they snort and trip balls for the next 4 hours.

The genie high AF turns to the addict and says: “Alright, what’s your next wish?”