A couple having been dating for several week – funny jokes and humor

A couple having been dating for several weeks. but the guy is feeling a little insecure.

Guy: So it’s been a couple of months, how do you think it’s working between us?

Girl: Yeah, all great!

Guy: No, really. How are you feeling about me? What do you like, what don’t you like? I need details…

Girl: Oh right, details… well I think you’re wonderful. First impressions are really good. Nice and tall, lovely head of mousy brown hair and a nice style.

Good strong nose, a little on the large side but I like it. Gorgeous brown eyes, a cute smile although you need to fix your teeth.

Great physique – nice broad shoulders and manly arms.

A little bit of a beer belly but that’s fine. Nice athletic legs, good firm butt. A great di** – a decent length and nice and thick.

And you really know how to use it! Se* has been amazing, passionate and powerful but you also have a lovely sensitive side.

I really enjoy spending time with you. You’re really funny and engaging to be around. You have a bit of a quick temper when you get frustrated but don’t we all?

All my friends seem to like you and my mum thinks you’re brilliant. So yeah, all in all I couldn’t be happier – it’s been an incredible

couple of months and I really feel like I’m falling for you in a big way.

Ok? Is that enough detail for you??

Guy: What do you mean, “decent”?