A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, “Why do
you look so excited?” The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had
in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me.” The
bride waits at the other end of the aisle with a huge smile on her face. Her maid of
honor asks, “Why do you look so excited?” The bride replies, “I just gave the last blow
job of my entire life.”