A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked 

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the First house of the street.

A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman

barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the

cow droppings onto the carpet. “Madam, if I could not clean this up within 5 minutes

with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!” exclaimed

the eager salesman. “Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that” asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, “Why, madam?” “There’s no electricity in the house…”

said the lady.