A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the First house of the street.
A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman
barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the
cow droppings onto the carpet. “Madam, if I could not clean this up within 5 minutes
with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!” exclaimed
the eager salesman. “Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that” asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, “Why, madam?” “There’s no electricity in the house…”
said the lady.