A Guy Walks Into A Pub And Sees A Sign Hanging Over The Bar Which Reads, “Cheese
Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00.” Checking His Wallet For
The Necessary Payment, He Walks Up To The Bar And Beckons To One Of The Three
Exceptionally Attractive Blondes Serving Drinks To An Eager-Looking Group Of Men.
“Yes?” She Enquires With A Knowing Smile, “Can I Help You?” “I Was Wondering,”
Whispers The Man, “Are You The One Who Gives The Hand Jobs?” “Yes,” She Purrs, “I
Am.” The Man Replies, “Well, Go Wash Your Hands, I Want A Cheese Sandwich!”