An Old Man Goes To A Church, And Is Making A Confession:
Man: “Father, I Am 75 Years Old. I Have Been Married For 50 Years. All These Years I
Had Been Faithful To My Wife, But Yesterday I Was Intimate With An 18 Year Old.”
Father: “When Was The Last Time You Made A Confession?”
Man: “I Never Have, I Am Jewish.”
Father: “Then Why Are Telling Me All This?”
Man: “I’m Telling Everybody!”