An Old Man Goes To A Church

An Old Man Goes To A Church, And Is Making A Confession:

Man: “Father, I Am 75 Years Old. I Have Been Married For 50 Years. All These Years I

Had Been Faithful To My Wife, But Yesterday I Was Intimate With An 18 Year Old.”

Father: “When Was The Last Time You Made A Confession?”

Man: “I Never Have, I Am Jewish.”

Father: “Then Why Are Telling Me All This?”

Man: “I’m Telling Everybody!”